Starring: Emily Foxler, Nick Mennell, Marc Bacher, Brianna Brown, Hadley Fraser, Maxine Bahns, Ryan Alosio, & Lance Henriksen
Directed By Roel Reiné
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811124/
Without a doubt, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. I understand that making a horrible straight to DVD ripoff is common, but one of this magnitude should have never been green lighted. Absolutely nothing about this load of shit is worth your money or time. Take a pick, everything is bad. Acting, cast, monster, story, and the list goes on. Maybe somebody tried to make The Lost Tribe watchable, or had good intentions to, but failed with great success.
For starters lets start with the story. Without going on and on, here's the skinny...... After a devastating boat crash, a group of friends are stranded on an uncharted island where they encounter an ancient tribe of humanoid creatures. Yep. Take the shows Lost, Gillgan's Island, and cross them with a creature that looks a very bad hybrid of The Predator, and the white apes from the movie Congo. And that people, is exactly what The Lost Tribe was.
I would go so far as to say that this bomb would get the nasty title of "Sci Fi movie Original", and totally live up to the horrible title. Yeah man, anytime you hear those words in a sentence, you know that it's going to suck. In all fairness though, what would you expect from a movie that uses an Image of a Predator looking creature on the cover, but gives us something completely different? Or better yet, shamelessly rip off TV shows, and other movies trying to create something "original" for a unsuspecting viewing audience?
The Lost Tribe is an awful movie, and you would be better of saving your money for something else.
-Mr. What?- ( no stars )
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