Paranormal Activity 2 ( 2010 )

Starring: Cast Not listed.

Directed by Tod Williams

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1536044/


     This Movie was Terrible.  I don't care if you consider yourself a Horror fan or not, Paranormal Activity 2 is nothing more than another way for Hollywood to jack your cash.
Despite the obvious ass kissing from USA Today, and Entertainment Weekly PA2 is a complete let down and should be burned.  Save your money folks, because this movie is a not worth your cash.

     As with any low budget sequel you almost expect it to fail, and fail it did.  It took almost a solid hour for ANYTHING to happen.  Yeah, yeah, the spooooooky thumps are there, but where is the creepiness from the first movie?  In PA1 we were treated to tons of stuff going on at night throughout the movie.  With PA2 we are forced to sit through a dull and very slow start.  There were more scenes in daylight than there were at night.

    
     What really chapped my ass was the "prequel" pitch.  OOOOOOOOOO so Katie is in this one.  Big Fu*king deal.  Must be nice to go back and make it seem like Katie and her husbands demise coincide with the "new" haunting from what seems to be the same demon.  Lame.  What was also lame was the amount of time spent trying to set up any sort of story.  At one point the teenage daughter is talking with dad about the possibility of a ghost, and suggests it might be her mom.  WTF?!?!  so the woman that just had the baby isn't her real mom?!?!?!  Ugh..

     Before I go on let me at least tell you about the "story" After experiencing what they think are a series of "break-ins", a family sets up security cameras around their home, only to realize that the events unfolding before them are more sinister than they seem.

     Don't buy into this load of Garbage.  Like I said, the scares were waaaaay weaker than the first, the story is so far fetched and rushed I swore it was wrote by a 1,000 angry tweeters, and to be honest, it shouldn't have been rated R.  I can understand the need to at least see PA2 and rate it to the first one, but if you can pirate a copy and save some money do that instead.

     Overall this was not worth the price of admission and should be removed from the Theaters before it makes more people feel cheated.

Mr. What?  ( no stars )