Saw VI ( 2009 )

Starring: Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Mark Rolston, & Shawnee Smith

Directed by Kevin Greutert

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1233227/

     I'm not even going to give a fuck about this review.  It's another Saw movie.  Once again for the sixth year in a row We get a Saw movie for Halloween. Oh wait, Halloween is THIS Saturday, but wasn't Saw VI released Friday the 23rd?!?!?!?  Yeah, kinda fucking lame Huh?  This time it's so commercial that we have a reality tv winner playing a semi lead role.  I really hope this is the last one, but have some inside info that we might have 2 more....


     Soooooo here is the basic plot...Special Agent Strahm is dead, and Detective Hoffman has emerged as the unchallenged successor to Jigsaw's legacy. However, when the FBI draws closer to Hoffman, he is forced to set a game into motion, and Jigsaw's grand scheme is finally understood.  I actually thought at some point they would bring back The DR. from the first one, but I guess that would be too lame....  Also, why drag this out anymore?  Leaving it at the 3rd movie was the logical choice, not stretching it out for at least 3 more movies.....


     For those Torture Porn fans though, this is a great movie.  The same traps, Gore, and bondage feel are still there, but turned up a notch.  At times I caught myself going "OH FUCK!", so at least that element is still there.  I guess I'm just a little bent over the constant milking of this franchise.  I love the excessive blood and carnage, but making this many movies about the same thing is getting a little too close to the classics of the 80's and 90's......And no offense to any Saw fan, but this garbage DOES NOT rate to any Freddy, Jason, Michael, or Chucky. Let the franchise die with some dignity.

Overall Rating ( * * )
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