Stars: Sacha Baron Cohen, and a list WAY TO LONG to list!!
Directed By: Larry Charles
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889583/
First things first..... If you liked the first one, then you will like this one. If you felt that Borat offended you, and it was just a dumb flick...weeeeelllll then avoid this flick like an STD. In a way it's kinda like the next chapter in the "Sacha Zone".
Bruno is an Austrian fashionista. Another character brought to life from Da Ali G show. Bruno is what you would consider a very sexually open Flamboyant version of Borat. Where Borat shocked us with his questions and blindness to the real world, Bruno shocks us with gay sex, brutal edged humor, and a sense of anarchy. I was already cramping with absolute laughter just 10 minutes into the movie.
We follow our hero in much of the same way as Borat. With a little more of a twist. Bruno is a very non PC stereotype. And when he fucks up the fashion show he attened, Bruno gets fired and blackballed. So, Aftersome quick timed laughter Bruno ends up in LA trying to become a celebrity. Folks, in my opinoin this is where the pace maker will either explode or burn out. I have never laughed this hard and got sexually cranked at the same time.
Blunt man on man action, a swingers party where we actually see the couples having sex, and Ron Paul almost getting seduced by a man are only a few reasons to see this. It most also be noted that if graphic full frontal male nudity offends you, then avoid this. All I can say is that Gay sex, Straight sex, dildos, Black children in boxes, and a whole other grip load of r rated goodness awaits you if dare to watch...BE WARNED AGAIN THOUGH... The above material comes at you hard and fast, and might actually give ya a shock....
Overall rating (* * * *)
Mr. What?
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Transformers 2, Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Stars, Shia Labeouf, Megan Fox, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, & Josh Duhamel
Directed By Michael Bay
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/
OK so here is the plot line for any being that never saw Transformers.
Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young hero learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers.
Yeah. Thats all we really need to know. So before I give my review let me say this, If you are a fan of the Cartoon and want some sort of dignity left to the show.....you will not like this movie. If you loved the first movie and really don't what people think or say, THEN GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!
Our story picks up a year or so from the last movie. Autobots are looking for rogue Decepticons and are teamed with the US Military, oh and we the people are supposed to not know that there is a war on our planet, or that transformers don't exist. That was the first thing wrong with this movie. Tha last battle was in Downtown LA and yet nobody knew about it?!?! OK so the frigging MIB flasher thinggy us all, and now we don't remember? Lame.
As we get into the movie we reunite with Sam and his family as the big guy gets ready for the college journey. First off the language and uneasy feel from the family was awesome. When I was attending this showing there were a lot of children with reviewer parents. To hear the Mom say Shit like 3 times in 10 minutes was epic! Considering the movie. So after a lame scene with megan fox and her famous bad acting, we see a sliver of the cube fall out of Sams stuff and make sam hinky.
The Next 45 minutes of footage was what kept me in my seat. I won't go into details, but I will say that A Mom eating pot brownies, Ethnic Transformers, Megatron, and tons of humans dying was what i didn't expect from a Transformers sequel. The whole movie as a working unit was awesome. The special fx were what you would expect and at times much more. Time after time the movie kept switching from a kids movie to one for mom and dad, which also lead to Sam not coming accross as a bitch in the first movie.
Thats all I'm going to say for a basic review. Lots of BOOM and BANG, and a decent story plot. Also, the hardcore fans might like the Optimus Prime death, but get pissed at the last 10 minutes of the movie. I would've given this a better review, but everybody in the free world has done a review on this movie so lemme clear up some FAQ's
1. Does Prime die? Yes. and is brought back in the ending.
2. Is there a transfomer(s) that are racist? Depends on what you consider racist these days? To make fun of somebody based on race is racist, to give a transformer floppy ears and a gold tooth and talk like a street hoodlum is NOT racist. Dude, we had a car named Jazz talk gangsta in the first one. But thats Racist. What about Dr. Doolitle and the rats? Who were they bashing on?
3. Is there going to be a 3rd movie? Really? Yeah looks like it.
4. Was there a lot of cussing? Yeah for a PG 13 movie.
(* * * 1/2)
-Mr. What?_
Directed By Michael Bay
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/
OK so here is the plot line for any being that never saw Transformers.
Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young hero learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers.
Yeah. Thats all we really need to know. So before I give my review let me say this, If you are a fan of the Cartoon and want some sort of dignity left to the show.....you will not like this movie. If you loved the first movie and really don't what people think or say, THEN GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!
Our story picks up a year or so from the last movie. Autobots are looking for rogue Decepticons and are teamed with the US Military, oh and we the people are supposed to not know that there is a war on our planet, or that transformers don't exist. That was the first thing wrong with this movie. Tha last battle was in Downtown LA and yet nobody knew about it?!?! OK so the frigging MIB flasher thinggy us all, and now we don't remember? Lame.
As we get into the movie we reunite with Sam and his family as the big guy gets ready for the college journey. First off the language and uneasy feel from the family was awesome. When I was attending this showing there were a lot of children with reviewer parents. To hear the Mom say Shit like 3 times in 10 minutes was epic! Considering the movie. So after a lame scene with megan fox and her famous bad acting, we see a sliver of the cube fall out of Sams stuff and make sam hinky.
The Next 45 minutes of footage was what kept me in my seat. I won't go into details, but I will say that A Mom eating pot brownies, Ethnic Transformers, Megatron, and tons of humans dying was what i didn't expect from a Transformers sequel. The whole movie as a working unit was awesome. The special fx were what you would expect and at times much more. Time after time the movie kept switching from a kids movie to one for mom and dad, which also lead to Sam not coming accross as a bitch in the first movie.
Thats all I'm going to say for a basic review. Lots of BOOM and BANG, and a decent story plot. Also, the hardcore fans might like the Optimus Prime death, but get pissed at the last 10 minutes of the movie. I would've given this a better review, but everybody in the free world has done a review on this movie so lemme clear up some FAQ's
1. Does Prime die? Yes. and is brought back in the ending.
2. Is there a transfomer(s) that are racist? Depends on what you consider racist these days? To make fun of somebody based on race is racist, to give a transformer floppy ears and a gold tooth and talk like a street hoodlum is NOT racist. Dude, we had a car named Jazz talk gangsta in the first one. But thats Racist. What about Dr. Doolitle and the rats? Who were they bashing on?
3. Is there going to be a 3rd movie? Really? Yeah looks like it.
4. Was there a lot of cussing? Yeah for a PG 13 movie.
(* * * 1/2)
-Mr. What?_
Friday, June 12, 2009
Tour Review: Glen Beck's Common Sense Tour (2009)
Glen Beck's Common Sense Tour (2009)
Starring Glen Beck
Directed By: ?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1451386/
OK being a big "politics" guy is not my thing. My roommate is a big end of days, bomb shelter type of guy.
I was asked to go and review the film. So let me first say
that shelling out 18.00 a ticket was a little fucking steep.
Maybe because it was a Fathom Events deal, but 18.00
a head is overpriced. The show itself wasn't too bad. As
expected Mr. Beck was assaulting everybody from every
political branch, pointing out America's flaws and nailing some decent jokes.
We had a break after the first hour and I guess it was just me, but it seemed that everybody around me was a middle class white male or female. It also did not help when people around me began talking about bomb shelters and 2012. Mr. Beck came back onstage dressed like a Colonial, to which Glen began bashing on our abused freedom, out of control government and so on.
the last 10 minutes of his show was spent on going on about the tea party and big government.
All in all if you dig this guy or want to hear somebody babble on about people and one line zingers, then this is for you. Only if you can shell out 18.00 a ticket.
Overall rating (* *1/2)
Mr. What?
Starring Glen Beck
Directed By: ?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1451386/
OK being a big "politics" guy is not my thing. My roommate is a big end of days, bomb shelter type of guy.
I was asked to go and review the film. So let me first say
that shelling out 18.00 a ticket was a little fucking steep.
Maybe because it was a Fathom Events deal, but 18.00
a head is overpriced. The show itself wasn't too bad. As
expected Mr. Beck was assaulting everybody from every
political branch, pointing out America's flaws and nailing some decent jokes.
We had a break after the first hour and I guess it was just me, but it seemed that everybody around me was a middle class white male or female. It also did not help when people around me began talking about bomb shelters and 2012. Mr. Beck came back onstage dressed like a Colonial, to which Glen began bashing on our abused freedom, out of control government and so on.
the last 10 minutes of his show was spent on going on about the tea party and big government.
All in all if you dig this guy or want to hear somebody babble on about people and one line zingers, then this is for you. Only if you can shell out 18.00 a ticket.
Overall rating (* *1/2)
Mr. What?
The Hangover (2009)
Directed by Todd Phillips
Stars: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, and Heather Graham.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/
Man..... When I saw this during a media screening It was obvious this film was a fucking winner. Non stop laughs, Realistic Characters, and a vicious sense of humor.
With the release of I Love You Man, and other such comedies with the Judd Apatow Posse being released i was looking for something new. Don't get me wrong, Mr. Apatow has a solid foundation of great actors and great movies, but Something different was needed and this was it.
So the story is nothing new, 4 friends going to Vegas to have a Bachelor Party for the friend. this was just the simple of it, what made this movie awesome was the Characters. Phil- A seedy Teacher who hates his life and scams his students, Stu- The dentist who is a pussy and has his girlfriend tell him that he is, Doug-the good guy Bachelor, and Alan- the weird step brother of the bachelor who is just fucking out there.
Once the friends get to Vegas it's a sleigh ride full of laughs and twisted Humor. The friends check in, get drunk and BLANK.......The next morning is what I can only describe as a nightmare....Pounding Heads, Burnt Furniture, Missing teeth, and Tiger in the Bathroom, oh and where the hell is Doug?!?!?! This becomes the main focus of the film, and everything that the guys run into along the the way seems to add missing parts to the puzzle of "what the fuck happened last night??"
We see a naked Chinese man hop out of a trunk and whip ass with a cane, a doctor who has the best directions for finding places, An Escort bride with a holocaust ring, and soooooooo much more! I felt at times that i was a part of the gang trying to figure out what happened while nursing a vicious hangover.
I highly suggest you see this movie, and if you do stick around for the vegas photos..
Overall rating (* * * * *)
Mr. What?
Stars: Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, and Heather Graham.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/
Man..... When I saw this during a media screening It was obvious this film was a fucking winner. Non stop laughs, Realistic Characters, and a vicious sense of humor.
With the release of I Love You Man, and other such comedies with the Judd Apatow Posse being released i was looking for something new. Don't get me wrong, Mr. Apatow has a solid foundation of great actors and great movies, but Something different was needed and this was it.
So the story is nothing new, 4 friends going to Vegas to have a Bachelor Party for the friend. this was just the simple of it, what made this movie awesome was the Characters. Phil- A seedy Teacher who hates his life and scams his students, Stu- The dentist who is a pussy and has his girlfriend tell him that he is, Doug-the good guy Bachelor, and Alan- the weird step brother of the bachelor who is just fucking out there.
Once the friends get to Vegas it's a sleigh ride full of laughs and twisted Humor. The friends check in, get drunk and BLANK.......The next morning is what I can only describe as a nightmare....Pounding Heads, Burnt Furniture, Missing teeth, and Tiger in the Bathroom, oh and where the hell is Doug?!?!?! This becomes the main focus of the film, and everything that the guys run into along the the way seems to add missing parts to the puzzle of "what the fuck happened last night??"
We see a naked Chinese man hop out of a trunk and whip ass with a cane, a doctor who has the best directions for finding places, An Escort bride with a holocaust ring, and soooooooo much more! I felt at times that i was a part of the gang trying to figure out what happened while nursing a vicious hangover.
I highly suggest you see this movie, and if you do stick around for the vegas photos..
Overall rating (* * * * *)
Mr. What?
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