Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Final Destination ( 2009 )

Starring: Bobby Campo, Nick Zano, Justin Welborn, & Haley Webb
Directed By David R. Ellis
This movie fucking sucked.  Everything about it was a goddamn Joke.  The acting, The kills, The audience, fucking everything.  It was like babysitting 219 EMO kids who couldn't stop txting and running around.  The whole scene was a disgrace to moviegoers and so was the film itself.  I can't fucking fathom why some retard would make another FD, when the last one was a total fucking bomb.  At least H2 had Zombie to back it up, but what does this horseshit have?  Lame actors with terrible acting skills, cheesy fx, and downright stupid kills.  The writting on this was a cross between a blind person with the heroin shakes, and a transgender weatherman.  IT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE!!!!!!!  OK so this time, we're at a racetrack (yeah I know) and BOOM! same fucking plot as the last 3, but this time they have a person who can guide the survivors to a possible second chance...no shit.  Just like the other 3, people die, the crowd cheers, people txt  friends 4 seats away, and everybody leaves happy.  Not me.    How the fuck can people just write this movie off as "well at least they got what they want" who is they?  The fucking tweens who sneek into movies and ruin it for everybody?  Or is it the crowd who bash on H2 but turn around and hail this as a breath of fresh air?!?!?!  Look folks, if you like the FD franchise then you might like this one, but if you want to see something that might make you think, then stay away from this shitbag.
Overall review ( * )
Mr. What?

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