Teeth - DVD (2007)

Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Starring: Jess Weixler
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

 Man. First lemme say that the rumors are true. The woman has teeth in her Vagina. The Story however, is pretty good and a nice refreshing take on Horror.

 Our story begins in a nice little Suburb in which 2 young children are playing in a pool. The youngest Dawn (Jess Weixler)
is getting used to the idea of an older perverted step brother named Brad (John Hensley). Brad is then "bitten" by dawns private area on an attempt to molest her, sending dawn into a catatonic state.... Fast forward 10 years later and we see dawn in High school. Still reeling from the past, dawn goes day to day not understanding why she has shark teeth in her vagina, and who to tell. Now it must be noted that the movie is a bit slow in parts, and does seem to drag on, but trust me.....It is worth the rental price... One part that sent me to the floor laughing was the attempted rape on Dawn. You don't see much at first, but wow....when you do it comes at you hard and bloody...pardon the pun...

 I really felt that this was a movie that should have had more publicity. The acting was a decent B+, the script and idea of a tooth filled vagina was enough for me to give it a chance. Overall I would suggest a rent first and if you like it buy it

final rating: * * *

- Mr. What?